- Me: Aw, she fell asleep playing Pokemon, with her DS in her hand.
- Zach: That's how you know she's doing it right.
Posted 1 year ago
Posted 1 year ago
Annabelle insisted that both she and the tower have mustaches (or: why my daughter balls so hard motherfuckers want to fine her).
Posted 2 years ago
- Adam: I'm going to steal Lila's boyfriend first, then Jessica's, then Lila's again.
- Zach: NOW you're playing Sweet Valley High!
